One day a man, hearing that glasses are useful for reading, went to
a shop to buy glasses.
The shopkeeper showed him a pair of glasses, but he asked for
another pair. In this way, he continued trying on many pairs of
glasses, but every time he said. " These are not good. Give me
another pair, please."
At last the shopkeeper, who was getting angry, said," Sir, can you
read at all?" The man answered:" If I could read, why would I want
glasses?"
Three Scotchmen went to church. Everything was fine until the
.collection basket was passed
.They immediately whispered for a while and solved the difficulty
.
One fainted, and the other two carried him out
.The doctor was trying to encourage a gloomy patient
.You are in no real danger, he said
.I have had the same disease myself
".Yes, the patient said, "but you didn't have the same doctor
دکتر سعی می کرد تا یک بیمار افسرده و دلتنگ را تشویق نماید.
او گفت: شما در معرض هیچ خطر جدی(واقعی) نیستید. من خودم همین بیماری را داشته ام.
بیمار گفت: بله اما شما چنین دکتری نداشتید.
«۷۲ داستان کوتاه انگلیسی؛ سید ناصر سعیدی»
